Blue Raspberry. Zero sugar. Five calories.
Which means there is absolutely no excuse for being tired.
This can exists for shop rats, race nerds, sleep-deprived legends, and anyone who’s already on their second bad decision of the day. It’s smooth, it’s loud, and it tastes way too good for something with zero sugar and only 5 calories.
Same smooth, crash-free energy. Same loud Blue Raspberry flavor. But every year gets its own collector can. No reprints. No “restock later.” When it’s gone, it’s actually gone.
Drink it for the energy.
Save it for the shelf.
Regret it later if you crush it and throw it out.
What you’re cracking open:
This year’s can won’t be back. Next year’s will be different.
Drink it cold. Drink it fast.
Side effects may include working late, talking too much, and thinking every idea is a good one.
Carpy’s Energy Drink Only the fastest survive.